Something was sure a surprise the other day!
I was checking out the Outlaw Notice Board, when it suddenly stank like rotten sulfur!
But then everyone turned and looked at me like I had something to do with it, by golly!
I swear! I really had nothing to do with that awful stink, by golly!
I know I've been guilty in the past, like that time in my room once...
then twice in the Mess Hall, and once in the Guildmaster's quarters, but...
By golly, I surely am not guilty of anything this time, I swear!