I was the only one in the office who dressed up. Laaaaame.

I put in a little overtime, again. Laaaaame.

They want people to go in over the weekend and work more. Incredibly laaaaame.

I said I had plans, and I do!

My plans: Sit on my fat butt and not get up every 5-10 minutes to fetch something for someone or change the toner or fix the paper jam.

The only time it is acceptable for me to be hopping up out of my seat that often is when I'm pleasantly drunk and have broken the seal.

ps this picture just made me gay all over my keyboard.